Celebs should have passed on these getups

Sunday, 26 November 2017, 12:58:36 PM. This season of giving — thanks, gifts and into temptation — can be a treacherous one, morsels.Some young swains take this time of year to propose, hiding the engagement ring in Christmas canapes or a glass of bubbly. If you’re a peckish passerby at a holiday party, as was my chum Tipsy van Keister, tragedy could ensue.It turns out Millard Souse was trying to pop the question to Fenestra Beets, via

This season of giving — thanks, gifts and into temptation — can be a treacherous one, morsels.

Some young swains take this time of year to propose, hiding the engagement ring in Christmas canapes or a glass of bubbly. If you’re a peckish passerby at a holiday party, as was my chum Tipsy van Keister, tragedy could ensue.

It turns out Millard Souse was trying to pop the question to Fenestra Beets, via a shot of vichyssoise, which Tipsy scooped from the tray before Fenny.

Millard Heimliching the ring out of Tipsy lessened the romance of the moment, but once Tips hacked up the goods, Fenny said yes.

Speaking of things that are hard to swallow, get a load of the getups caught in this week’s red-carpet stakeout.

Let me hang up this Mistletoe, and I’ll file my report:

SHREDDY OR NOT 

This must have been a lovely ballgown before Kat Graham’s elevator door incident.

MULTITASKER 

“Do you have anything that says ‘mother of the bride meets ice skater meets prom queen’?” Done for Lilly Singh.

ZOMBI-RIFFIC

“The Walking Dead” scrapped plans for a glitzy Vegas dance number, but singer Brisa Fenoy picked up a costume for a song.

CRAFTY 

A few hundred tiddlywinks, a glue gun and voila, Chrishell Stause is a land mermaid.

MISTLETOE

1 oz. gin

1 oz. grenadine

1 t. lemon juice

Shake all ingredients with ice; strain into a cocktail glass.

— drinknation.com

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