During this hectic gala-vanting season, I’m often asked to name my favorite kind of charity fete. I say: the ones with great big signs in the ballroom telling me where the heck I am. You see, I attend so many of these events, sometimes several a night, and it’s hard to keep them straight without a helpful hint on a Jumbotron.
I’m still trying to live down the night I was handed the mic and asked to say a few words at a particularly soignee soiree.
“We must do everything we can to eliminate this eyesore that’s been plaguing our community for years,” I said, “and the sooner the better.”
It turns out I was not at a fundraiser to turn a trash-filled lot into a park, but rather a party honoring a beloved 90-year-old philanthropist.
Speaking of memories that must be repressed, that’s what I’d like to do with the looks caught in this week’s red-carpet stakeout.
Allow me to let out a Cackle, and I’ll file my report:
HALF OFF: Naomi Campbell is a triumph of indecision.
ELLE NO: Who knew Elle King moonlighted as a kiddie show hostess?
ITT FITS: Rumor has it Tara Reid and Cousin Itt are distant cousins — hmmm.
FAIR COPPER: “I’d like a basic housedress, just shiny.” Done, Gemma Arterton.
- 1 3⁄4 oz. white creme de cacao
- 1 3⁄4 oz. gin
- 1 3⁄4 oz. vodka
- Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass.
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