For just $50 you can own your own keg full of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing, just in time for the holidays. Christmas parties, Sunday football, a random Tuesday - ranch is lord and master at any festivity.
Website Flavour Gallery is currently offering up a $50 keg of ranch, able to hold five liters of the versatile condiment.
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The mini keg is a little under ten inches high, meaning its perfect for traveling. That $50 price tag also includes a year supply of ranch dressing which, depending on your ranch intake, might not last too long.
There’s only thing better than fried pickles and that’s fried pickles dipped in our Roundhouse-Kick Sauce. So, you thought ranch dressing was the end-all when it came to dippable condiments?
Related items that would go well with the ranch keg include Hidden Valley-branded slippers, shirts, and hoodies. Order one size larger just in case you can't find someone to share the ranch keg with.
The item begins shipping on Dec. 11, according to the website, so pull the trigger now or be left in the dust. Don't be the party host without a keg of ranch.
Craig Hlavaty is a reporter for Chron.com and HoustonChronicle.com. He's an intolerable native Texan with too much ink in his skin and too much brisket stuck in his teeth. He dips his crawfish and pizza in ranch dressing....Read more